<正> *Believe it or not, I hate birthdays. First of all you keep gettingolder, and second you always get presents you can’t stand, if I couldjust have a nice chocolate cake* all to myself, I’d he very happy. Butno. I have received more ties, pajamas, umbrellas, and gloves than youcan imagine. I keep all my unwanted, gifts piled neatly in a corner of