IN AN OFFICE:Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.IN ANOTHER OFFLCE:After the tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP:We exchange anything—bicycles,washing machines etc.Why not bring yourwife along and get a wonderful bargain.QUICKSAND WARNING:Quicksand.Any person passing this point will be drowned.By order of the District Council.