Jokes

• 作者: 和宝君
• 来源期刊: 中学生英语读写：高考版
• 学科: 教育
• 年，卷（期）: 2003,（2）
• 页数: 2页
• 分类号: G63

摘要

Clean FliesCustomer: Oh, God! So many flies in the dining hall!Waiter: Don蒺t be afraid, sir. They are not dirty at all.Customer: Why?Waiter: Because they have been in the kitchen since they were born. And mind you, our kitchen(厨房) is very clean.Where Does God (上帝) Live?Teacher:Now, Susan, can you tell us where God lives?Susan: Yes, Miss. I think he lives in the bathroom.Teacher: In the bathroom? Why?Susan: Because every morning I can hear my father knock on the bath-room door and say, “My God! Are you still...