There once was an proud Irishman named Pat, who went to heaven and saw St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St.Peter asked, "Who are you?" and Pat replied, "My name is Pat, I m an Irishman, born on St. Patrick s Day, died onSt, Patrick s Day, marching in the St, Patrick s Day parade." St. Peter said to Pat: "Yes, this is true! Here s a little green cloud for you to drive around heaven in and hereis a harp that, when you push this button here, will play When Irish Eyes Are Smiling. Enjoy it, Pat. Ha...