<正>A man in Scotland called his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and said, "I hate to ruin your day,but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Dad,what are you talking about?" the son screamed. "We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer," the father said. "We’re sick of each other,and I’m sick of talking about this,so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her about it." Frantic,the son called his sister,who exploded on the phone. "Like heck they’re getting divorced," she shouted. "I’ll take care of this!"